Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 

Today I welcome Kenyon Ledford author of Space Creature Versus Earth Creature. He is a songwriter too, and a downright hilarious personality.

Here we go.

VH: If you could change one thing about our world, what would it be and why?

Kenyon: Good question, Van. Okay, dinosaurs would rule the world again, but this time, instead of being all aggressive and roaring all the time, they would be chocolate chip ice cream, and their hooves, or feet, or whatever, would be waffle cones. Except for the raptors. They would be bellhops, and they would roar all the time, but not because they were being aggressive, but because they were mad about their tips. I think this is a good idea because chocolate chip ice cream is really good, and bellhops need to speed up their service, but at the same time not eat children.

VH: That Kenyon, is quite a picture.


If you knew the exact date of your death down to the minute, what would you change about your life starting tomorrow?

Kenyon: It depends on the date of death. If the date of death was to be tomorrow, at say eleven O'Clock in the morning, I would call in sick to work, drink plenty of fluids, and then sit in a chair and stare at a stop watch. I would breathe in a calm manner, and if I didn't die at the exact moment I would say, "I knew it was all bull crap," and then would act really smug the rest of my life.  However, if the date of death was decades and decades ahead, I would have to think that I could do anything I pleased, and still not die. With that in mind I would begin smoking again, but instead of using ashtrays, I would grind my cigarettes--no, Cuban cigars out in the eyes of bikers. I would shoot Wild Turkey whiskey into my liver with some hypodermic needle I found in a downtown garbage bin, and I'd rob banks and shoot people. However, if indeed it was all bull crap, well, there would be some awkward moments, then I suppose, hey?

VH: Okay... well now I am almost afraid to ask.


After a difficult day, what do you do to recuperate? Does it work?

Kenyon: After a difficult day I close my eyes, and then snap rubberbands into them. Does it work? Not really, it hurts more than anything, to be honest. 

VH: Kenyon, truly you are one of a kind.

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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 
Today we welcome Claude Bouchard author of Vigilante, The Consultant, Discreet Activities  and several others stories you probably should be reading. I have had the pleasure of conversing with Claude via Twitter and Facebook. Fasten your seat belts... this should be a good one. 

VH: If you could change one thing about our world, what would it be and why?

CB: I would abolish egos. Without egos, common courtesy would become the norm, bullying would disappear, wars would cease to exist, the list is endless. If people didn’t have those pesky egos, there would be nothing urging them to put themselves before others. Nobody would even think of cutting ahead, be it on the road or in the supermarket checkout line because there would be no reason to do so. Backstabbing, lying, cheating, etc would all become obsolete as there would be nothing to gain from such actions.

If, for some reason, ego abolishment was impossible, my second choice would be to rule the world as the all powerful master. :)

VH: If you knew the exact date of your death down to the minute, what would you change about your life starting tomorrow?

CB: I would re-arrange my schedule to make sure all enjoyable events and activities such as trips and parties took place before my death and would push unpleasant ones like doctors’ appointments, hospital stays and the like until after my death.

VH: If a zombie virus took over the world, how many days do you think you could last before you were infected? And what would you do to postpone the inevitable?

CB: In consideration of this question, I’d like to go back to the first one, forget about that ego thing and opt for the all powerful master thing instead and do some major zombie virus butt-kicking.

Next, we should move on to the second question which explicitly foresees my knowing exactly when I would die. By applying simple math, I could determine the number of days asked here by counting how many days there would be between, a) my date of death and, b) the date the zombie virus took over the world. Without these specific dates, performing such a calculation becomes quasi-impossible though I suspect the likely answer to be somewhere quite close to 42.

As to what I would do to postpone the inevitable, I’m doubtful destiny, which was so clearly established in all of the above, can be changed but, just for fun, I’d consume rum cocktails for their medicinal benefits and, as always, wear my trusty battle helmet.

VH: Claude you are the first to intermingle the questions and with such grace. As for your abolishment of egos... it reminds me of a quote, "Desired fame is caused by a cancerous Ego. Boy, do I need Chemo.” This one is mine. Sheesh... there is that pesky ego again!

Thank you Claude.

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I was born in Montreal, Canada, where I still reside with my spouse, Joanne. I completed my studies in human resources, accounting and management at McGill University and worked in various management capacities in the fields of HR and finance for a handful of firms for what seemed like decades, because it was. I should also mention I love pizza, but who doesn't and, in my opinion, nothing rocks more than cooking on the grill.

My first stab at writing was in 1995, the result being my first novel,
Vigilante. This was subsequently followed by The Consultant (1996) and Mind Games (1997), all of the same series.

Professional obligations and other creative interests led me away from writing for a number of years but I found myself busy at the keyboard in 2009 with
The Homeless Killer after having finally published my first three novels. I then followed up with 6 Hours 42 Minutes in 2011, also part of the Barry/McCall Series born from Vigilante. In July 2011, I released ASYLUM, my first stand-alone novel and Discreet Activities, my sixth Barry/McCall crime thriller was published in January 2012. I think I'm really starting to like this writing thing.

Besides writing, editing and promoting my work, I also spend some artistic energy with my five guitars, oil paints and watercolours. Other passions include cooking (big time with fine wine to go with it, of course), reading, traveling and working out just enough to stay fit. It should also be noted that following several years of practice, I now excel at being cat furniture for Krystalle and Midnight, or so they tell me.


 
 
Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 
Today we welcome Heather Hummel, author of  Whispers from the HeartWrite from the Heart and Signs from the Universe.

VH: If you knew the exact date of your death down to the minute, what would you change about your life starting tomorrow?

HH: Because I believe our soul lives through many lives, I am as much at peace with the idea of death as I am with life. In fact, there are many days in this lifetime that I look forward to the ones in my next life and the ones thereafter. I also have insight to many of my past lives, and the kinds of lessons I’m here to learn in this one that I didn’t in past ones.  With an expansive view such as this, I live my life with little fear of death, and there is not one thing I would change about how I live my life. Those who know me know I’m an adventurist. A free spirit. A soul passing through this life in hopes to learn the lessons I’m meant to because Karma really can be a bitch.

VH: For what are you grateful?

HH: I am most grateful for a short, yet poignant, relationship I had when I was in my late thirties. It acted as a catalyst to leaving a ten year dead-end relationship that wasn’t working for me. But more importantly, it catapulted me into a spiritual awakening. Since knowing this particular man, I have not seen life in the same way, and I’m most grateful for my new-found spirituality and personal growth because of our time together. People come into our lives as teachers and there are times when we don’t see the lesson until after the relationship ends (be it friend, romantic, or otherwise). It’s the timeless gifts this man gave my soul that I am most grateful for.

VH: At what age were you the happiest? What triggered such joy?

HH: For me, being seventeen was probably the happiest time of my life. Funny that I was the happiest at an age when people are often the most troubled.  But, when I look back on that year, I was still a virgin, so men didn’t impact me the way they did later on.  (Why does sex have to complicate everything?) I hadn’t known the pain of losing the love of my life. I had a few great friendships, some several years older and others my age, but none of them were filled with angst, agendas, or teen drama. I was active, healthy, ambitious, and carefree.  I knew I wanted to be a writer and a photographer and at the time, it seemed like nothing would get in the way of those goals. Yes, seventeen was a good year to be me.


VH: Heather what a delight it has been interviewing you. I must say that my seventeenth year was far from what you just described. Maybe one day we will sit down together, coffee in hand, and I will tell you all about my awkward years.

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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 

Today we welcome Carrie Green, author of Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, and Sugar is Sweet.  A trilogy of shorts stories in the horror genre.


Let's get to it. 

VH: For what are you grateful?

CG: Friends and family are on the top of that list.  My husband has been a rock in my life.  We're a true team.  We accomplished great feats together like the complete and total remodel of our home.  He's fearless, willing to jump into any new project (while I'm great at coming up with solutions when problems crop up).  We balance each other.  Boy, I sound much more like a romance author than a horror author, but it's the truth.   

VH: At what age were you the happiest?  What triggered such joy?

CG: No particular age, it seems to me that true joy is fleeting.  Reading has always been a reliable source as well as watching movies.  I'm actually happiest at old time family activity centers such as drive-in movie theaters and amusement parks (Indiana Beach is my all-time favorite vacation spot, Wisconsin Dells is number two).  Apple picking is a blast as well as visiting public gardens.  Zoos and museums are delightful.  Pets are an endless source of joy that you can experience daily.  The feeling of joy, or perfect contentment, doesn't last forever, usually it's shared in a smile or a laugh.

VH:  If you could go back in time to when you were seven years old, what wisdom or advice would you pass on to yourself?

CG: To really enjoy my grandparents and value my time with them (everyone was alive when I was seven).  A grandparent is often the first relative to pass for most of us; his or her death is how we learn to live in the moment and to never forget to say 'I love you.'  I recall being devastated at the loss of each one of my grandparents throughout my childhood. Birthdays and holidays are never the same.  It's important to never take for granted the people who love you and whom you love.  Children can be extremely self-centered.  I'm not sure how I would convey all of this (mortality) to my seven year old self, but I would try.


VH: It truly is amazing just how much we change. It was a pleasure, thank you Carrie.

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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 

Today we welcome Bonnie Trachtenberg, author of Wedlocked and Neurotically Yours.  


VH: If you could change one thing about our world, what would it be and why?

BT: I would stop the cruelty of human beings toward each other and toward our precious animals. Nothing upsets me more than hearing about man’s inhumanity. To know there are those needlessly suffering at the hands of malicious or callous people is emotionally devastating to me and sucks the joy out of my life. This is why I give charitably to organizations who seek to protect the most innocent and vulnerable souls on our planet.


VH:  If you knew the exact date of your death down to the minute, what would you change about your life starting tomorrow?

BT: Well first, I’d have one heck of an anxiety attack. Then, I’d probably spend a lot less time at my computer, and a lot more time walking around hugging everyone in my life like an amorous lunatic. I’d also be more focused on daily good-deed-doing and a lot less on sweating the small stuff.

VH: For what are you grateful?

BT: I’m grateful for so much these days. I was born into the most wonderful, loving family. My husband is a gem of a man and we have made a beautiful and cozy home together. I have adorable cats and a very sweet dog. They put a smile on my face every day. I’m grateful for my friends, some of whom have sustained me through the difficult years of my life. I’m grateful for my God-given ability to write and for the success the universe has lavished on me. I’m also very grateful to my loved ones who look out for me from heaven. 


VH: Thank you Bonnie. And like I said the other day... I want to be like you. 

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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 
Today I welcome James P. Wilcox author of  Sex, Lies, and the Classroom, The M-16 Agenda, and Musings of a Particular Bear: A Poetry Collection James, a former newspaper photographer and writer, is currently a high school teacher in the Kansas City area, where he lives with his wife and three children. He is currently working on his third novel. 

Let's get started.
VH: If you could change one thing about our world, what would it be and why?

JPW: Of course, I could always go with the easy answers like I would end all war, hate, and injustice, but that would just be too easy (and just slightly unrealistic).  Therefore, I would go with something a little more challenging and I would make honesty a requirement for all politicians.  I would make them work to make the world a better place instead of just serving their own selfish needs.  We really need politicians who are willing to serve the people and do what is right, instead of simply serving themselves and doing what will get them re-elected.

VH: If you knew the exact date of your death down to the minute, what would you change about your life starting tomorrow?

JPW: This question is really difficult because it would depend on exactly how much time I had left.  If I had only two days for example, then I would quit my job so that I could spend every single moment I had left to be with my wife and children.  If I had forty years, for example, then I would probably keep the job, but try to focus on my wife and children a little more.  I would also make my writing a more integrated part of each and every day.

VH: If you could go back in time to when you were seven years old, what wisdom or advice would you pass on to yourself?

JPW: This question is easy: eat your vegetables.  Seriously, this is the advice I would give myself.  I am very happy with how my life has turned out to this point and I wouldn’t want to change any of it other than the struggles I have had with my weight.  If I could eat more vegetables, hopefully I would be a little thinner and healthier.

This week as a special treat, we have two bonus questions from Mr. Wilcox.

VH: For what are you grateful?

JPW: I am grateful for the love and support of my family. I am grateful for my parents, especially my mother who instilled in me the love of reading, politics, and learning.  I am grateful for my children, for good books, for all the authors who have come before me.  I am also grateful for everyone who has taken the time to read my books.  I am grateful for too many people to mention.
   
VH: At what age were you the happiest? What triggered such joy?

JPW: Honestly, I think I am happier now than I ever have been before right at this moment.  I have a wonderful wife, three adorable children, three published books, a job I enjoy, and I have wonderful friends.  What could be better?

VH: Indeed, what could be better than that? Thank you James for letting us peek into your life. I hope you have a plate of vegetables tonight. It is never too late to eat more veggies. 

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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 
Today we welcome Christine Cunningham, author of Eternal Beginning, Spring Argyle and several other works.   

Let's do it.

VH: At what age were you the happiest? What triggered such joy?

CC: The age I remember being the happiest was around age seven. I hadn’t drawn a line yet between reality and fantasy. I played outside from dawn to dusk, alone or with my sisters.  It was the freedom of knowing I could do/explore anything I wanted and within reach was food, facilities and fun.

VH: For what are you grateful?

CC: *Sunshine *Dry Humor *Keyboards *Tea *Electricity *Cats *Music *Emotions *Cars *Sunrises *Warmth *Holidays *Money *Nail Polish *Gardens *Books *Facebook *Pillows *Piano *numbers wow I could go on indefinitely!

VH: If you could change one thing about our world, what would it be and why?

CC: Through personal experience I have found I can’t change the world, I can only change myself.  

VH: Good times Christine. Pleasure!


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Welcome to Three Questions with Van Heerling. This is where you get to meet authors, actors, painters and anyone else that is bent toward the arts, but on a more personal level. 
Today we welcome Kellie Elmore, author of  Magic in the Backyard.

Let's get started.

VH: 
At what age were you the happiest? What triggered such joy? 

KE: O.k., confession time... I have battled with my weight all my life and the year I turned 31, I was kicked into gear and motivated to get in shape. I took off quite a bit of weight and had a new lease on life as they say. I came out of my shell and felt like a brand new person... and I was a brand new person. Life seemed to open up for me and I leaped straight into its arms. When you are overweight, there are a lot of things that either you cannot do or things that you simply will not do because of it. Like swimming for example, I refused to wear a swimsuit and I didn't spend much time at all near the water (something I loved) because of my "issues" and insecurities. So, in 2007, I wore a swimsuit for the first time in years and I never left the water. 

VH: If you could go back in time to when you were 7 years old, what wisdom or advice would you pass on to yourself? 

KE: When I was seven, I lived in a pretty large city in Ohio and it was all I ever knew. We ended up moving to a small town in Tennessee, the town I still live in today. I thought my life was over. There was nothing here. Nothing. We didn't even have a McDonald's until about three years after we got here. I remember the two lane roads that seemed so long, going anywhere seemed to take forever and my grandma had family all over the county that she enjoyed visiting so I was in the car a lot. I hated it and gave her such a hard time. Now, looking back I wish I hadn't been so rough on her because this little town is what has made me who I am as well as been a major influence in my writing. All my roots are here and I could never imagine living in the city ever again. I suppose I could tell my seven year old self "you'll appreciate this when your older" as my grandma used to tell me but, I have a feeling I wouldn't listen. ;) You can't teach appreciation. It is something that has to be instilled.

VH: What is the number one lie you tell yourself? How is that working out for you?
 
KE: I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way but, I tell myself that I am really not that good of a writer. It's just something I still have trouble with... believing in myself I mean. However, I have the most amazing readers and following that keeps telling me otherwise. Now, whether they are just being polite or "blowing smoke"... I don't know but, it is definitely encouragement that I need and take to heart very much.

VH: Kellie, it has been a pleasure getting to know you better. And by the way you happen to have the same name of my first crush all the way back to kindergarten. Oh to be young again huh? 

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    "For me, writing is a joyful torture or sorts." ~vh~
    “In this life, seek your own answers, and quote yourself for a change.” ~vh~
    The muse has tapped my shoulder and my ear is turned toward her lips. I am waiting for her whisper. ~vh~
    "The funny thing about life: more often than not it’s laughing at you rather than you laughing at it." ~vh~
    "At some point there is a moment when you should give up. I’m here to tell you that today is not that day." ~vh~
    “If you are afraid of the truth, never ask a young child a question.” ~vh~
    “The frailty of life is most evident at its last breath.” vh
    “Prove not to the world but to yourself that you are above your current circumstance.” ~vh~
    "Don't be wishful when it comes to your dreams. Take aggressive action in your pursuit of them. Start now with a single step, no matter how insignificant it may feel." ~vh~ 
    "Nothing is more powerful than an unwavering, unapologetic decision to BE." ~vh~ 
    "Strive to be the light in an ever-darkening world. SHINE!" ~vh~
    "Think big and then think small. That’s where the details live." ~vh~

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